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Pop Culture Apr 10, 2008
Top 10 Ways to Prevent Global Warming
Solutions You"ve Never Seen Before -- For Good Reason!
By now, we all know that global warming could end us all. So what can one person do to save the earth?
TOP TEN WAYS TO PREVENT GLOBAL WARMING
10. Ask the public if they want the concept of “room temperature” to necessitate mandatory string bikinis – for all.
9. You enlist Morgan Freeman to miraculously empower Emperor Penguins to stage a military coup of Antarctica.
8. Reduce methane production by attempting to shame cattle about certain impolite emissions.
7. You lock the kings of oil and several polar bears in a room together and won’t let them out until some earth-positive decisions are made.
6. You reveal a mysterious study proving ice cold showers work better than Botox, thus motivating the city of Los Angeles to turn down its water heaters.
5. You reduce your phantom electricity use by staging an exorcism involving energy-efficient light bulbs and one mightily-annoyed chicken.
4. You motivate real estate magnates to take action by buying up all the future oceanfront property in Iowa.
3. Promise people that you will send all celebutantes straight to the center of the sun if they turn down their thermostats just one degree.
2. Ask people if they really want a world without snow. (Do not do so near or south of the equator.)
1. Point out that Canada will become a land super power. And can we really take that risk?
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