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Pop Culture Apr 24, 2008
Top 10 Signs You Don’t Have a Green Job
Toxic Waste, Baby Seals, and Oil Spills – Oh My!
Sure, it is a bad job market out there and some of us are eager for work. But if any of the following sound familiar to you, you might want to reconfigure the resume. Or call Greenpeace to see if they are hiring.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU DON’T HAVE A GREEN JOB
10. You fall asleep on the job and people in hazmat suits wake you up.
9. Interviewer asks if you can type, get coffee, and resist toxic waste.
8. You’re paid in baby seal pelts.
7. You take a lot of “before” photographs that involved undeveloped land and happy, frolicking wildlife.
6. There’s a sign at the office that reads “EPA Superfund Site.”
5. You discover your boss can cough up tar, and he’s not a smoker.
4. You become convinced that the office plants are glaring at you.
3. Your job description includes the letters “FEMA.”
2. You’re required to screen all visitors for hidden cameras and 20/20's John Quinones.
1. At the end of the day, you glow.
Ouch
| greenster | Apr 25th, 2008I was once paid in seal pelts in disposable styrofoam containers. They used to deliver them to the office in 57 Chevys. Does that count?